Frank the Turtleneck Tank


#1

Who follows you around and always has your flank?
It’s Frank, it’s Frank, the Turtleneck Tank

He runs after you without a rest
His legs are tiny, he’s trying his best
To keep up with you and stay at your side
He is your companion, and you’re his guide

Who looks out 'cause there’s machines to spank?
It’s Frank, it’s Frank, the Turtleneck Tank

Who helps you keep the Runners in check?
It’s Frank the Tank in his Turtleneck!
It’s him who busts Harvesters kneecaps
That little friendly Tank made from metal scraps

Your life gets saved, who do you have to thank?
It’s Frank, it’s Frank, the Turtleneck Tank

He’ll follow you to the stars and beyond
You just have to call and Frank will respond
More than just a hunk of steel
His love for you is very real

Fighting with him is money in the bank
It’s Frank, it’s Frank, the Turtleneck Tank!

Poem by me
Drawing by my gf❤️