@Gysbert found one of the ancient head massagers from B.C. when the northernmost hemisphere was populated by very tall cavemen.
Rumors say that they have been sighted in the deepest coniferous forests of The Nordic countries and North America and been given the nickname Slenderman.
So next time you going through the woods - it may not be a hunter you glimpse between the branches - but you will wish it was one!
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And were these “slenderman” of the dark or pale faced variety? 
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Palest of pales, they leave their caves and crevices only after dusk to munch on human remains and guzzle poisonous hydral oil. 
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