Humorous incidents


#1

Post here any odd, funny or just strange things you’ve encountered.

The Lost Seeker.

It was hovering there, checking the road signs. By the time I took the screenshot it had turned and was headed my way, but it really was hovering before the sign for several seconds.


#2

Tanks kneeling down?

I came across this the other day. A tank in a roadway down on one knee. I thought it was interesting that the AI does this. Maybe he was being romantic and proposing to a cute Harvester?


#3

“I only told you to blow the bloody doors off!”
[/Michael Caine]


#4

You might say this Hunter is on the fence about what to do next…


#5

He’s got a foot in each camp.


#6

No GPS back then. How would you else expect it to find its way to the local library?


#7

During yesterday’s stream someone asked if Ticks have ragdolls, @Avalanche_Graham answered that they probably didn’t. Well, they do.

This one’s also on the fence, it seems.


#8

Yesterday evening I managed to take down a hunter in a bunker with a hand grenade as it was looming behind a corner. It was disintegrated to such an extend that its sword arm had darted off and carved its way half into the ceiling. Really regret now that I didn’t take a picture :disappointed:


#9

Tank playing hide and seek. Bit of a give-away that he didn’t switch his searchlight off.


#10

Just chillin’

Weeeeeeeeee!!!


…and he farted on the way down :rofl:


#11

Corridor of Death. Nowhere to run, when the Tank comes charging.


#12

Have I been here? @Xezr, could you give me a hint where we’re at? Cool pictures, everyone. Most entertaining. Please don’t stop :+1:


#13

IGA Facility. A Tank usually patrols there.


#14

So nice to come in from a cold hike through the wintery forests and warm your toes by the fire.


#15

This page had me laughing , good work thanks :+1::rofl:


#16

Tried to escape from some hunters just now and decided to try hiding in the kitchen sink. Didn’t work. And the tap kept dripping on my right ear.


#17

From that perspective, it looks like you’ve shrunk in size. Those Ticks should be a nightmare now… Tank-sized Ticks.

On topic:

"This is the police, what’s your emergency?"

“There’s a huge, mean murder robot outside the phone booth waiting to kill me!”

"Sigh." klick

“Hello?”


#18

I was crouching. I was trying to move away from the windows and ended up clipping through the kitchen sink. Very odd experience.


#19

Okay, this is probably old news - I’m still a newbie, remember - but I think that I might have found a picture of @kakarron:

So, what’s the story?


#20

I took my profile pic from a sign in the game. it was pointed out to me by someone on here (@jay.graw) that it was a reference to ff69fdae08a44332074a16e21608ee8d9015496d_2_375x500