Humorous incidents

What is going on over here?
Since when do Soviet troops carry AG4´s?:open_mouth:

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Maybe this guy picked up (or was given) the AG4 at some point. Environmental storytelling :slight_smile:

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Gotta love GZ jump-scares! Used to happen to me all the time in bunkers. :sweat_smile:

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3 things come to mind…

  1. remember when harvesters were on roids? That change came right about the time I was high enough level to start trying to harvest them, then NOPE! And although I Love how they summon hunters now, since the reaper spawn (even before) and the machines got completely nerfed I wish harvesters were on roids again. Overall they’re practically useless and besides, what on earth are they “harvesting”???

  2. those times when you run into a barn because a few hunters are on yer butt and all of a sudden one of them warps through the wall somewhere behind you! I both shart myself and crack up!

  3. running away from (again) some hunters… over a hill or two, down a gulley, through some bushes or trees and you crouch and open your inventory to set up some medkits and you hear some running footsteps and the noise hunters make when they fart out some ticks!!

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  1. Natural resources:
    Minerals - to be used in construction projects/building new machines.
    Fuel - for fuel, duh! There a mission where you have to kill one near a gas station because it is siphoning the fuel to power the machines. I’ve even seen one mount “squat” over a car for a moment before moving on. Perhaps stealing the fuel.
    Harvesters are there to gather resources not fight so it makes sense there real power comes in calling for help.
  2. It’s real man! It’s really real. Testing a new tech I think!
  3. Fart out some ticks…:rofl:

IKEA - the subsidiary of FOA.

I won’t be surprised if that fancy Reaper’s armor were made of that tableware.

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Hunter thinks it’s a submarine, but implodes under the water pressure 1 meter below surface? :thinking:

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We had this funny incident of a tank dying in a way so we had an arch to go under : )

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                          I made contact

You can call him Bob

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Ouch Sarge! Dr can is eatin’ meh!

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I guess this coat hanger wasn’t properly installed…

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Ikea instructions unclear.

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That’s what happens when you don’t follow the instructions manual :grimacing:

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Commander? I feel like somethings watching me…
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Ow…

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How did you survive that kick

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Sheer willpower. As well as a blessing from RNGesus.

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Don’t forget being posessed by the mighty Havok Physics Spirit.

Edit: double-post.

Sometimes, you just feel the beat…

Edit: Triple-post. Because c**p shoveling on my hard drive is still ongoing.

Me be high agen.

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                               Entering the Hood

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